Rawr!

I would just like it noted that the hole in the roof is now fixed, thanks to me truly. I have never roofed before, and gods willing, I never will again, but there is no longer a drip through my kitchen ceiling.

And I would also like to note that there is nothing quite so satisfying as the look on the sales rep's face when the pretty woman in the business suit and heels walks into the lumber store, throws a bundle of shingles up over her shoulder, and walks out.

Somehow, I think my mother is proud of me.