So, tonight, the hubby announces "I am going to hide from kiddo!" and goes dashing into the back of the house. The following conversation goes like this.
Me: Oh no, you better go find Daddy!
Kiddo: He hides really good.
*kiddo remains seated at computer*
Me: Aren't you going to go find daddy?
Me: You're going to leave him back there forever?
Me: But what if he's back there all alone, and he has no food or water?
Kiddo: Then he'll be hungry and thirsty.
At which point, hubby gave up hiding and had to come out and watch me collapse laughing.
I love my heartless little offspring.